Never too early even though we are two years premature.
We must first interview and thoroughly investigate each member of our staff before even submitting their name for approval. Do they have any record of misbehavior in any way, are they current on paying their taxes, etc. ?? No member of our staff, once we have approved them, will be open to any scandal or question.
We plan on putting together the best in their field, woman and men with impeccable credentials and reputation.
For example, we are about to submit to our approval board a Gentleman who will bear the title SECRETARY OF UNDER-THE-TABLE PROTOCAL.
We also have interviews scheduled for the following positions:
Homeland Insecurity
Off- shore Banking Depositor
National Beach Controller
Just to name a few.
Unlike previous administrations each staff member, each cabinet member will purchase their positions. This will give them a vested interest in performing to the utmost of their ability. They will not have clocks in their respective offices, their hours will be determined by the workload. (Of course, they will earn many fold more than their investment)
If you wish to be a Volunteer, or feel qualified to fill a staff position, send us an email expressing your interest and advising us of your expertise. If such a position is not available, we may create one.
And remember our 2012 slogan: LET US NOT CHANGE WHAT IS GOOD IN AMERICA. LET US CHANGE WHAT IS BAD.
aL Hoffman
Candidate for President
Deficit Reduction Party
P.S. Have you read our platform, it is exciting? Glad to email you a copy at your request.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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Wonderful!!! I am offering myself as a potential member of your cabinet. I have 16 years experience in government, infinitely more than Obooboo. And an American birth certificate. I can also speak well and read a teleprompter. And I can always learn to lie and steal, if appointed.
ReplyDeleteRick Gebelein